Jessica Simpson's cop encounter...

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was, it was Jessica Simpson!

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license?" replied Jessica, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop. "Registration..... what's that....?" asked Jessica. "It's usually in your glove compartment," said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer called in to the dispatch to run a check on her license and registration.

After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is she driving a red sports car?" "Yes." replied the officer "Is she drop dead gorgeous Jessica?" asked the dispatcher."Uh... yes." replied the cop. "Here's what you do," said the dispatcher. "give her the stuff back, and drop your pants." "What? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop. "Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. Jessica looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......"
(P.S - I've got nothing against Jessica Simpson, its just that she's such an easy target! Oh, and hot!)